Palabok Express…

FB Statuses

My Facebook Status’ Collection

• It’s easy for us to gain friends but it’s definitely a lot harder to keep them.
• It’s funny because, the hardest part in creating a letter is making a point.
• I’ve waited a long time for Friday to come, only to realized that it’s Monday once again 😦
• 2011 NBA Game, talo ang Bulls, hindi kasi pinasok si Jordan kainis..
• Everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you. -Kulangot na laging may kasamang tutsang.
• Sabi nila pag ang tiyan walang laman sumasakit… grabe sakit ng ulo ko!
• Hindi daw makakarating ang bagyo kasi masama ang panahon.
• Early to bed, early to rise… O crap… early in the morning na pala! 😦
• Sabi nila nakaka-payat ang swimming, eh bakit ang mga Balyena… balyena?!!!
• I’ve got nothing to say… Nothing!
• I want to say something… Something!
• Bakit ang antok minsan parang intsik… kung dumalaw tanghaling tapat.
• To my remaining friends who wanted to unfriend me, it’s cool no hard feelings no questions asked. Pramis okay lang. 🙂
• It’s sad when people you know become people you knew 😦
• Okay time to Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
• It’s surprising to realized that it’s easier for us to say Maybe than to say No, or to say I will try than to say Yes.
• Wow! Christian ka pala?… Di halata 🙂
• We are just humans… nah!… we’re humans and we are superior being.
• Stalk me and I’ll hunt you!

Others’ Quotes

• They always say that what comes out of your mouth is who you are. –Pat Riley
• Please be good to me –Robby Rosa
• Thunder Only Happens when its raining –Coors
• Whenever you feel like a loser, just remember that you were the fastest sperm. Embrace that inner champion in you. –Drew Arellano
• If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a perfect position to kiss my A**. –FB Friend
• It only takes one stupid comment to bring your post down. Powerful sh*t. –FB Friend
• Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. –Albert Einstein
• WTF is going in London?! I turn my back for a week & all hell breaks loose! –Slash’s FB Status Aug. 2011
• You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life. –Winston Churchill
• Bago mo sabihing ayaw mo sakin, itanong mo muna kung gusto kita –Anonymous
• I hated every minute of training, but I said, “Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.” –Muhammad Ali
• There and back again… –Bilbo Baggins
• I trust enough to never need the why if You’ll take me to the where. –Steve Taylor
• You will never know the true value of moment until it becomes a memory. –Spongebob Squarepants
• When going gets tough the tough get going –Boyzone
• Reality: In order to get a bank loan, you must first prove that you don’t need it. –Anonymous
• Saging lang ang may Puso! –Mark Lapid
• Hell is empty and all the devils are here! –FB Friend
• Maybe you might have, some advice to give, on how to be insensitive. –LeAnn Rimes
• You say it best, when you say nothing at all –Ronan Keating
• A relationship is like sand in your hand. Hold loosely with respect its stays, but when you close your hand and become possessive, it slips through ur fingers.- FB Friend
• When I say jump, you say how high… –Flo-Rida
• Less talk, less mistake –Public
• I’m not perfect, I’m just forgiven –Christians
• Diet another day! –Public
• Some people consume their health just to make money then consume all their money to make themselves healthy again. –Ptr Ed Lapis
• I’m Sorry –Pres. GMA
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  Fam(ILY) <= It Has (I LOVE YOU)
• spuǝʞǝǝʍ buo1 ǝʌɹǝsǝp ʇ,uop noʎ ¿ou ¿sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ buıʎɹʇ ɯoɹɟ ǝpısɐ op oʇ ɹǝʇʇǝq buıɥʇʎuɐ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʇ,uop! –Public
• Keeping it moving “ENJOY!!!!!
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  …♥ Let’s continue to send trucks loaded with hugs to our friends!     –FB Friend